The Wildboyz: Real Jerks!
June 13, 2004
Hello Steve-O,
Simon from Kerrang! here. I heard a fight broke out between you and Electric Six at Donington/Download Festival. I was wondering if you'd like to fill us in on the details for a news story?
Thanks,Simon m/
I'd be happy to let you know what happened between my crew and Electric 6 in England. The honest truth is that I had no idea who was coming on stage after my performance, but right before I got off stage, I distributed 20 crates full of eggs to the audience and instructed them to "be very careful not to break any of these eggs...until the next act comes on". That, to me, is funny. It turns out that Electric 6 came on stage and had so many eggs thrown at them that it was amazing. I even saw a playback of the footage that my cameraman filmed and, it really is fucking amazing. So, after their set, I was sitting with my date and this dude came up and threw beer on me, well, mostly on my date. He was a member of Electric 6 and I stood up and told him to fuck off and he did. Then Chris Pontius caught wind of how that dude had assaulted my date with beer and he put on a wrestling singlet (a Captain America uni-tard) and went over to their trailer demanding to have a fist-fight with all six of them. They locked themselves into their trailer and then Pontius tried to punch one of them, through the window of their trailer. Pontius wound up cutting his hand, wrist, and arm very badly. Shortly after that we were told to leave by lots of security guys. There wasn't really a fight, mostly because the Electric 6 are a bunch of wussies. I would like to call on all readers of Kerrang to bring crates and crates of eggs to Electric 6 shows and egg the hell out of those poofters. Thanks to Kerrang and England for a great time at the Download Festival.
Steve-O
